“What’s wrong with the car? What do you think’s wrong with the car? Damn thing’s broke.” — Richard Pryor When I was a poor college student, I wasn’t too poor to have an old beater of a car. It was paid for, but I could barely afford gas, much less proper maintenance. So, I tended [...]
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” — Winston Churchill The Chemical Safety Board (CSB) describes its public safety mission as being to "drive chemical safety excellence through independent investigations to protect communities, workers, and the environment" with the vision of "a nation free from chemical disasters." The CSB’s [...]
“Pressure comes from within and so must be mastered from within.” — Ed Jacoby Ten years ago, on Friday morning, April 24, 2015, a catastrophic still failure at the Silver Trail Distillery in Hardin, Kentucky seriously injured two workers, one who died 17 days later from his injuries. They were about four gallons into a [...]
“Science explorers are like an ideal gas. They can expand to fill any volume, but they can only do work under pressure…and the pressure’s on.” — Robert Ballard Every time that someone at a process facility tells me that they use compressed gas to transfer liquids from one tank to another, I wince. It’s not [...]
“If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.” — Harry S. Truman For decades, I’ve told people that OSHA requires thermal protection on surfaces over 140°F (60 C) up to a height of 7 feet. People just accepted that because a) I was the expert and b) it made sense. Recently, though, [...]
“You can’t trust water. Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” — W. C. Fields ChrisSchmidt and I recently visited several distilleries on Kentucky’s Bourbon Trail. After tasting one particularly strong whiskey, she reached for a tall glass of clear liquid to chase it down. “Yeah, that’s probably water,” said our tasting guide, hinting [...]
“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” — Voltaire Early in my career, our boss assigned a colleague and me to investigate an incident that was still having a significant impact on the plant. Being an arrogant know-it-all, I mean, an engineer, I was confident that I already knew what [...]
“No Watson, this was not done by accident, but by design.” — Sherlock Holmes On Monday, February 17, 2025, after being cleared for landing at the Toronto Pearson International Airport, Delta Flight 4819, a Bombardier CRJ-900, crashed. Buffeted by wind gusts up to 37 mph, the plane hit the runway hard, lost its right wing, [...]
“How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.” ‑ Herbert Spencer I once worked for an organization where senior managers freely expressed their differences of opinion. Often, they would dismiss a colleague’s position, saying, “That’s just semantics.” It became easy for me to conclude that semantics, the meaning of words and statements, were trivial. I know better [...]
“Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.” — Francis Spufford Places that rarely experience snow and are ill-prepared to deal with it have seen debilitating snow storms this year. In response, broadcast meteorologists and local news anchors offered advice on choosing ice melt that was [...]
